sick of "upped ions"

justaddwada · 10-25-2006, 11:53 PM

if i see another kid on 'nation or something saying how sick his heavily upgraded Ion is, I'll probably find Fuzzy's Ego and fill it with nails and go shoot babies.

D a y · 10-26-2006, 01:04 AM

I second that motion, I don't care how "sick" or "upped" their ion is, it's still and ion, and I don't want it.

trigeek5 · 10-26-2006, 06:33 AM

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Originally Posted by D a y

I second that motion, I don't care how "sick" or "upped" their ion is, it's still and ion, and I don't want it.

Ion's are sick guns. You guys are just mad that your mom's hate you.

LOL!!!!!!!!

Just kidding, I hate ya.

D a y · 10-26-2006, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by trigeek5

Ion's are sick guns. You guys are just mad that your mom's hate you.

LOL!!!!!!!!

Just kidding, I hate ya.

I never said they were bad guns, I'm just tired of every ion owner on nation thinking his $300 gun is worth arm much as an 06 ego if they add $100, it just doesn't work that way, and they dont get it.

I hate ya too

trigeek5 · 10-26-2006, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by D a y

I hate ya too

Why would you say that day? I have never said anything like that to you? You hurt my feelings.

I still hate you though.

Oh, and your girlfriends parents hate you also.

D a y · 10-26-2006, 07:02 PM

I have a girlfriend, thats news to me, why haven't I gotten any yet??? I sure hope she is hot
By the way frank, from the mast caring part of my heart, I still hate ya too

ChurChhill13 · 10-26-2006, 08:44 PM

I just love it tho when a kid with them sweet upped ions starts talkin about it, but when they're asked to go one on one, they shut up like you just asked for their soul...
sure, ions are great, and they can still kill on the field, but i still think they're disposable tournament guns (that might just be the best part about em) it's the kind of gun a 12 year old kid wants cuz it's just cheap enough to get their mommy to buy it for 'em. now, because i've said it, karma will make sure i end up with an ion and ups. 😛

Trident · 10-26-2006, 09:37 PM

Ions can be a great top level gun, but it takes plenty of money (almost as much as any other high end gun) to get it there. That said, for a new player with a low budget, they are a blessing because they can finally use a gun besides a junk Spyder. I don't like them, but I think they have a great place in the market.

D a y · 10-26-2006, 11:45 PM

Ya they have a great place in the market, and they can be good guns, but I'm tired of people offering upped ions for egos and dm6's

trigeek5 · 10-27-2006, 06:44 AM

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Originally Posted by D a y

Ya they have a great place in the market, and they can be good guns, but I'm tired of people offering upped ions for egos and dm6's

Ion's are probably the best marker to be made since cavemen invented the mc donalds drive thru window. But the first window is never open. So you have to go to the second. But they never tell you that. And you look like a fool when they put their head's out and roll their eyes and wave you down. Then they don't even look at you when they give you the order. Like you are beneath them and they are the terrible kings of all earth. So You get mad and wash your windshield when they are giving you your change so they get wet. Then they say "HEY!" and your all like "What? Oh sorry." But your not.

But then you can't go back because they will spit in your food next time. So you go to Taco Bell and get some taco's. But the give you like 2 sauces for 28 taco's. ANd you have to go in and get it yourself. So they look at you like they are going to go out of business because you took 5 sauces and a few napkins. So Taco Bell is out now.

So you go to Burger king and they say you can have it your way. But then they give you the wrong stuff and you say something. And they are all like " Ahhhhh! ok. Fine. What did you want?" And you have to explain it all over again. So you steal some extra napkins and feel like you are robbing the world bank. But Bank robberies never work out like they are planned. You always have to kill a hostage to let the police know your serious. But who do you kill? You can't kill a mother. because if your caught you will be executed. So you look for the biggest loser. But then you feel bad for him or her. So you look for the richest person. but they promise you all kinds of money not to kill them. So then your stuck. So you ask for a helicopter. But they dont give you a pilot. So you have to try and fly it yourself. But then you end up crashing into someones house. And they sue you and your in jail

All this for a WAY SICK UPPPPPEEEEDDDDD ION!