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'Tards and Noobs

Old 10-07-2005, 12:16 AM  #1
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'Tards and Noobs

Ok children, its story time. Today its the story of idiots on forums and why I hate them. Hatred ensues:

In the world of online forums, there are two great evil factions. The first group of idiots is the people who bring back old threads, which we will call "noobs". The second group is the retards who say "dont bring back old threads", which we will call "'tards".

I am so sick of 'tards harassing noobs on this forum, and every other paintball forum. So they kicked an old thread up out of the dust, who cares right? WRONG! well, at least wrong from the 'tard perspective. The average 'tard writes more of those "old thread flames" than actual useful forum posts, which adds posts and in extreme cases, doubles the number of posts on said thread.

I'll write an example of the average 'tard post:

"U Wasted 52 secunds of MY LIFE!!!1!!!!111!!! Dont brign back old thredz!!!1!1!!!!11!"


Do people seriously believe that their life has somehow been shortened by reading an old thread? Please, if you already "lost" 52 seconds of your life reading the old thread, don't waste more time by throwing on another post. All of you 'tards out there are just as guilty and as annoying as the noobs.
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Last edited by justaddwada : 10-07-2005 at 12:21 AM.
Old 10-07-2005, 11:02 AM  #2
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by justaddwada
Ok children, its story time. Today its the story of idiots on forums and why I hate them. Hatred ensues:

In the world of online forums, there are two great evil factions. The first group of idiots is the people who bring back old threads, which we will call "noobs". The second group is the retards who say "dont bring back old threads", which we will call "'tards".

I am so sick of 'tards harassing noobs on this forum, and every other paintball forum. So they kicked an old thread up out of the dust, who cares right? WRONG! well, at least wrong from the 'tard perspective. The average 'tard writes more of those "old thread flames" than actual useful forum posts, which adds posts and in extreme cases, doubles the number of posts on said thread.

I'll write an example of the average 'tard post:

"U Wasted 52 secunds of MY LIFE!!!1!!!!111!!! Dont brign back old thredz!!!1!1!!!!11!"


Do people seriously believe that their life has somehow been shortened by reading an old thread? Please, if you already "lost" 52 seconds of your life reading the old thread, don't waste more time by throwing on another post. All of you 'tards out there are just as guilty and as annoying as the noobs.

^^^^^^^^ tard and a noob
Old 10-07-2005, 11:57 AM  #3
 
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Prime example of a tard thread right there..........usless
Old 10-07-2005, 01:20 PM  #4
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I Agree

if you dont want to waste your life on an old thred just dont read it and get on with your fifty two seconds of your life.
Old 10-07-2005, 02:58 PM  #5
 
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you just wasted 53 secounds of my life hahah now i am a tard.
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Old 10-08-2005, 04:37 PM  #6
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ever wanted to say something and been to lazy.
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