Thought this was bad ass!

VERITAS · 09-26-2005, 09:45 AM

Just thought some of you might appreciate this. I thought it was funny as hell, in fact I am still laughing. I found it of PBnation, maybe you have seen it already.

Ladies in paintball.

This has been a growing epidemic in the paintball community. It used to be I played paintball to get away from bitches. Now it seems they think they can play anywhere we play. They want in the army? Fine. because I'm not going. You can have my spot I mean Iraq can't be that bad, I mean you have a gun too. SHOOT back. They want our jobs and alot of times they get them. How many construction worker ladies have you seen holding a "stop" sign for 15 dollars an hour? Now they've decided to play competive paintball , eating up everyone else sponsorship money simply because they're girls. The amount of sponsorship these teams get is overwhelming and overall disturbing after you've seen these teams play.

Now look I'm not a shoganistic jerk off . I'm just saying I'm a guy and I had to actually get somewhat good at paintball to get the same support they get. So whos the minority now? In the United States of America theres all kinds of scholarships, gov't financial programs, and now paintball sponsorships for girls, and any ethnicity other than "white boy" . So sure its nice that the gov't wants to help those people in need. But now if you look at it . White males in general are the minorities in america. (ok not really , we just sit at home and count our money instead of playing dominoes )

So I've only played a girls team once, when i was on another team. Its just like the women construction workers holding signs. I always flip them the bird as I drive by because I hate them and their situation. Why do they get paid 15 dollars an hour to hold a sign? Could it be because theres some rule that the gov't has to hire a certain amount of women ? **** that, **** them. So anyways were about to play this team (I played for ICon). All the girls are just having the attitude "girls just wanna have funn nnn " . I'm thinking which one im going to hurt first and what to do with the body. Before the game me and my friend Jon (some of your may know him as " postal " ) have already decided that every one of them is going to get turbo'd in the back as they walk back. GAME ON! .. I run to my prop shooting my gun.. I'm just amazed at how bad they suck. Oh oh her hopper .her hopper.. !! she turns around.. and starts to walk off. ( here we go) .. I lay a big stream into her back and laugh my *** off as like 9 of them hit her back and her neck. she drops to her knees and her gun falls out of her hand and I'm like " wow "(i actually suprised myself..) .. I run to the right fifty and by now the remaining girls are walking off . Now i didn't shoot them out of the game persay.. but I definately shoot a few of them walking back. I wrap the fifty and the girl i shot earlier is still on her knees and now a red is asking her if shes ok .. I run down the tape a lil bit and shoot her again acting as if i'm surprised shes there. like woAH!! . blam blamblam.. hit her twice in her legs.. "oh oh ... is she ok ? " ( ha ha ha ) ..

after the game they seemed all sad and frustated. That insulted me even more. Did they think they would win? Did they really expect to come out here with me, jon and the rest of icon and expect to give us a game? WOW. now i feel like punching them in their faces. I wish the game wasn't over. I wish Icon wasn't going to the semi's.. I'd turbo them again walking out of the net.

there is not one single physically competitive sport where a woman can compete whatsoever with a man, and thats why no one cares about them. the wnba for instance. any guy that watches that is thinking the whole time that he and a few buddies from work who have never played any basketball other than in a driveway would have a decent chance against them. put them against a real NBA team? that would be laughable. the best team in the wnba woudnt even have a chance against a sub-par college team.....hell, a decent junior varsity highschool team could probally run circles around them.
its the same in all sports....even golf for chirsts sake...if you cant compete on the same level in freaking golf, then you should all just quit and find somthing else to do. i couldnt imagine making a living out of being second class....

i've never been one of those "let girls win" people....let them win? hell, you're lucky im letting you play....i'm bigger and stronger and faster, i could just take the ball away from you and laugh.

Littlefoot · 09-26-2005, 10:08 AM

I am glad you find it funny. I don't find it funny. I am a female that plays paintball and I have been told I am good at it. I may not be the best, but I do it for the love of the sport. I can take a shot with the best of them. Us females are not so bad. 😛

wile_e_coyote321 · 09-26-2005, 10:14 AM

not to sure why this is funny. My wife plays and is also our team captain. She works just as hard if not harder on getting the team ready as well as preping her own gear for play. this last uxpl she sucked it up and play with an IV in her arm. She must have done some thing right because we got in the finals. I personaly find nothing funny about this story and think that more women should get in to paintball. Eventhough I am married I still think it's cool to see girls or women being physical and aggressive. So the next time you think about going out and playing take your wife or girlfriend out and after a few times she might jsut hand you your rear on a platter. Happened to me

Phantom · 09-26-2005, 10:27 AM

I was not amused. my wife plays paintball, is pretty good at it and it is something that helps us bond. I welcome any chick that wants to try paintball and take it seriously.

VERITAS · 09-26-2005, 11:15 AM

You don't find it funny because you are all married and you wives keep your nuts in a lock box. All in all its pretty damn funny.

wile_e_coyote321 · 09-26-2005, 11:24 AM

LOL... you might be the same age as me. but if your not married I would dare to raise a few questions.

Moose · 09-26-2005, 11:58 AM

Wow, That was the most pathetic piece of tripe I have ever seen posted on a forum..

Veritas, I can only hope you get married to that one woman out there that will "keep your nuts in a lock box"....

My Wife does not, and she plays. She plays very well for the length of time she has been in the sport.

I'm now speechless...

StuPedasso · 09-26-2005, 12:10 PM

Garbage...... pure Garbage...... 🙄 kids these days..........

newkid · 09-26-2005, 01:12 PM

Im only 17 but i think there is nothing wrong with girls playing the sport and cant see why this guy would want to get away from girls. I can see that if he got in a fight but personally i enjoy their company.

p.s. any body miss me? lol

trishdelish · 09-26-2005, 05:13 PM

I am so sad that anyone would want to miss out on a good game of paintball with a few chicks (maybe you are scared of bein shown up?)! I used to play all the time with guys who are now pretty big in the sport and I really think they loved having me around to play with, infact on several occasions I would go to just watch and they would gather enuf gear and even clothes just to get me to play with them. Those are the real men in Paintball! 🙂