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My friend got shot in the nuts. . . again
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My friend got shot in the nuts. . . again

Old 11-14-2004, 06:38 PM  #1
 
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My friend got shot in the nuts. . . again
Yesterday we were playin up at our field. . .he called out and stood up and Alex didnt realilze this. .. he pops out and shoots Shawn in the balls. . . I still have had the pleasure of not experiencing that type of pain. . but hes gotten it twice (first when he tried to bunker me)
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Old 11-14-2004, 08:15 PM  #2
 
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i been hit in that unpleasent spot a couple of times but heres a funny but true story. were playing down at a field we made. and the game is turning out to be 1 on 1. well my friend trys to make a run by. to get me out. as soon as he starts running i hug tight to my bunker. and as he shoots at me he misses i start to walk the trigger then next off his pants are off and hes running off the field and laying on the ground next to everyone. everyone later told me i had shoot his pants off and hit him in the family jewels. this was a while back but me and my friends still laugh about it. I still dont get how a paintball could take your pants off though.
Old 12-14-2004, 01:26 PM  #3
 
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jez I've been shot in the balls many times. It sucks, but never had my pants blown off.
Old 12-15-2004, 08:37 AM  #4
 
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Ya getting shot in the "family Jewels" does suck, hmm... makes you wonder if you get shot there with no protection on if you will be shooting blanks for the rest of your life? Think about it!
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Old 12-15-2004, 05:41 PM  #5
 
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I haven't had any problems after getting shot down there, but constant excersize does help....if you know what I mean!!! Brad likes when he get's some, and thats always with your mom(mom is generic and doesn't refer to anyone's mom on this forum)!
Old 12-15-2004, 06:10 PM  #6
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BJ
Ya getting shot in the "family Jewels" does suck, hmm... makes you wonder if you get shot there with no protection on if you will be shooting blanks for the rest of your life? Think about it!


Wow...i guess you mustve been shot there alot then.
Old 12-15-2004, 07:39 PM  #7
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BJ
Ya getting shot in the "family Jewels" does suck, hmm... makes you wonder if you get shot there with no protection on if you will be shooting blanks for the rest of your life? Think about it!

We could only be so lucky if we could keep BJ from making little Moo Moo cows
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OK i stoped editing this cause it was starting to get annoying, but now i just wanna cry, how in hells name did i go from 21 to 42, thats just horse shit. I'm never leaving my basement cause now i'm just scared of you.
Old 02-15-2005, 09:05 AM  #8
 
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^ because im such a nice friend I took pics lol.
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Old 02-15-2005, 04:38 PM  #9
 
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OMG thats kick A$$ Kyle!!! that poor bastard!!!
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OK i stoped editing this cause it was starting to get annoying, but now i just wanna cry, how in hells name did i go from 21 to 42, thats just horse shit. I'm never leaving my basement cause now i'm just scared of you.
Old 04-02-2005, 09:31 AM  #10
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man thats fuct up once long ago in an magical place called adrenaland when i use to play this newb that had just got his new gun was pickin on some little kids so i took the ol bushy out well anywho i am posted on the kid he dont see me so i walk on it a little dude 3 in em now thats a ball on ball shot.
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