Utah Jazz

Holy D-Will to CJ Miles assist, that was bona fide bad ass.

Lets just hope we dont face the Lakers first round.

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Wolves just got their ass beat.

they needed to. Im excited for the New Orleans and jazz game. I want to see D-Will dunk on him so bad.

This is why the jazz are the best in the west and will win the playoffs

New Orleans

1) Lack of playoff experience.
2) They have the druggie (Chris Andersen) on their team, and God hates druggies.
3) D-Will always lays the smackdown on Chris Paul.
4) Karma for Chris Paul being overhyped.

San Antonio

1) They're old.
2) They're injured.
3) They're old.
4) They've won enough already.
5) They're old.
6) Bruce Bowen is the basketball anti-Christ.
7) Damon Stoudamire.
8) They're old.

LA Lakers

1) Bynum's injury.
2) Karma for ripping Gasol off the Griz.
3) Derek Fisher.
4) Vlade's snowboarding hobby.
5) Luke Walton's Dad is annoying.
6) The LA movie star fans are annoying.
7) Another championship would give Phil Jackson 10 titles, 1 more than Red Auerbach... and that is just wrong.
8) Turiaf looks like a Neanderthal.

Houston

1) No Yao.
2) Landry's injury.
3) McGrady's back.
4) McGrady's anti-clutchness
5) They're in their first year under a new coach.
6) Steve Francis
7) Mike James

Phoenix

1) They're going to miss Marion... a lot.
2) Shaq is about ready to keel over and die.
3) Shaq can't run.
4) They're relying on Grant Hill to not get injured.
5) They're relying on Grant Hill to not get injured.
6) Shaq can't run.
7) Shaq is old.
8) Giricek will travel on 26 crucial possessions.
9) Shaq is old.

Dallas

1) No one cares about Dallas anymore.
2) The Kidd trade didn't help them. Kidd is old and can't shoot.
3) Mark Cuban will finally become so distracting to his own team that his own players will beat him to death with a piece of heavy mining equipment.
4) Avery's voice will finally become so distracting to his own team that his own players will beat him to death with a piece of heavy mining equipment.
5) Josh Howard calling timeout.
6) The fact that they will curl up in the fetal position whenever anyone mentions last year's Warriors debacle.

Denver

1) The fact that they have tons of talent but no chemistry.
2) Allen Iverson ball-hogging.
3) Carmelo Anthony ball-hogging.
4) Kenyon Martin being a *beep*.
5) The fact that they're a team made entirely of thugs.

Golden State

1) Everyone has figured them out.
2) Nellie is a *beep*.
3) Stephen Jackson is a *beep*.
4) They're going to miss Jason Richardson.
5) They're small and can't rebound.

Mmmmmm that Hornets game was satisfying. We're gonna put it in Dallas' ass tonight. Now D-Will just needs to pick his game up.

the thing with deron is no matter what he has a great game. he only scored 6 points against the hornets but he got 16 assists

Oh my god, can we say botching the final seconds? Props to D-Will for that amazing last second three but JESUS, GET ON D!!!!!

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I freakin threw the remote. Williams amazing 3 while he was fouled to tie it up and then to lose to a returned 3 pointer in the last second!!!!!

I WAS SO PISSED!!!!!!!

How bout them Jazz, they should all give Mutombo the finger wave on the way out.