Not Paintball

Just wanted to let you know about a little story i heard.

recently, a heard a group of hooligans decided to stop in a huge town called **********! they stayed in a beautiful hotel/casino there where they met a cute little blonde and here mummified friend. well needless to say this very cute blonde caught the attention of two of these hooligans! not much coersion and a room card helped this pretty little girl drop her friend off and beat them to there hotel room, with vodka! kinda psycho! anyway without hesitation the liquor was flowing and the flirting started. despite the 5th of vodka, a hooligan and the girl thought it would be a great idea to get more!!!! a nice drive and a 30 pack/ bottle vodka later, the age question was dropped. a quick 18 answer was replied and the alcohol flowed once again. ....party party party... needless to say the drunken young lady slipped and said that she was ONLY 17! at almost the same time, another hooligan came up to the room and told everyone about the 5 cop cars out in front of the hotel. needless to say at the same time the 17 yr olds drunken younger sister called the po po looking for her missing sis!!! after a couple of cops left, and instant sobering happened. the young lying hot misses was escorted out of room 244 and into her busted ass VW bug, with her foul mouthed sister. with everyone still in shock, the hooligans went in there rooms to sleep, where dreams of meetloaf and ketchup danced in there heads. (inside joke)

guess what tho...stopping through that city in a year FOR SURE!

[OB1]

I wonder what mystery city that story evolved in??? Could have been a much better fairytale if it had only happened in March 2008... Maybe next year? 🙂 Silly hooligans and their meatloaf!

[Braden]

Oberg Rules

actually the month would be february cause i think in the fairtale the ID said her birthday was the same as mine....road trip josh? hahaha

hey DAN... no names but YES on the roadtrip!

so another short story... its a great idea to go party at a country bar with a heard of lets say VOLUPTUOUS women. why??? 1. theyre huge and are a blast to drink with. 2. all the random hot girls come up to you and start talking to you just for that reason, they cant figure out what you could possibly be doing them *given your not fat and ugly too* ! needless to say had a great time last week and will never turn down a club or bar scene with t!t$ mcgee or candyBARS!!!!!!

[OB1]

see what being a team player can do? It all works out for the greater good of everyone!

it seems as though every weekend i can add a story to this thread. maybe in the near future i will add the sat night party story!