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Old 03-19-2007, 05:54 PM  #21
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Yeah, and he'll rip your underwear.
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Old 03-20-2007, 07:11 AM  #22
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Captain America
spank man ill fukin own u 1v1 and ur fuking whole team... me and my dad own any2 of ur fuking team.... we will put up any amount of cash if u newbs can hang .... but i seriously doubt it becuz we are tru ballaz....
i wasnt even trying to talk some shit... but since u have me started bring ur trashy ass team along and get owned. 1v1 or 2v2 ur done. k thx...

-Captain America
I highly doubt that. Spank would pretty much own you. He may talk shit but hes got the game to back it up. Stop acting like a 14 year old douchebag and grow up.

PS sorry kyle i had to post
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Old 03-20-2007, 12:05 PM  #23
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Captain America
spank man ill fukin own u 1v1 and ur fuking whole team... me and my dad own any2 of ur fuking team.... we will put up any amount of cash if u newbs can hang .... but i seriously doubt it becuz we are tru ballaz....
i wasnt even trying to talk some shit... but since u have me started bring ur trashy ass team along and get owned. 1v1 or 2v2 ur done. k thx...

-Captain America

hahahahahahaha oh god i havent laughed that hard in so long haha. oh god please tell me you are joking captain.
Old 03-20-2007, 03:43 PM  #24
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hahah ok since matty cant post on 801 heres what he says:

"You are a dumb piece of shit captain. Dont ever talk shit on my team or my teammates cause now you just started something that you sure as hell wont be able to finish. So please do come to practice with us and you will see how shitty you are at paintball and how badly it sucks to talk shit on people. You will get shot so much that even dex will feel bad for you. and thats fucking saying something." -Matty

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Old 03-20-2007, 04:55 PM  #25
 
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Hahaha Cpt America, I remember you. You were that weird kid with the angel speed who said you one-balled all of breakout like two years ago. Then when me and kellan and Andrew owned you and your homeboys you were all butt hurt. Hahaha.

How about You and your Pops vs Spanky and somebody from the make a wish foundation.

Oh, there will be blood...
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Old 03-20-2007, 05:18 PM  #26
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Spanky would beat your ass with Stevie Wonder as his teammate.

Spanky kills bitches 4 less!

WE OUR FAMILY! (you our bitch)😁

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Old 03-20-2007, 05:26 PM  #27
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Captain America
spank man ill fukin own u 1v1 and ur fuking whole team... me and my dad own any2 of ur fuking team.... we will put up any amount of cash if u newbs can hang .... but i seriously doubt it becuz we are tru ballaz....
i wasnt even trying to talk some shit... but since u have me started bring ur trashy ass team along and get owned. 1v1 or 2v2 ur done. k thx...

-Captain America


WOW! WOW!!!!!!
Old 03-20-2007, 05:28 PM  #28
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this is extremely entertaining 😁
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Old 03-20-2007, 05:47 PM  #29
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Quote:
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You will get shot so much that even dex will feel bad for you.

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Thats Awesome....

(Wondering why matty can't post on here?)
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Old 03-20-2007, 08:19 PM  #30
 
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what are the betting odds for capt america. if there 500 to 1. i will put a dollar on him just incase spanky trips on his way to his bunker and dies instantly but thats if the match goes long enough for spanky to move off the break.
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