15 reasons to date a paintballer

[BGARanger]

15 reasons to date a paintballer

1. We aren't afraid to get down and dirty
2. We know how to listen to directions
3. We have at least a 10 inch barrel (14-16 for most)
4. We can fire off hundreds of rounds and load after load without getting tired
5. We always wear protection
6. We LOVE to be agressive
7. We never forget to lube our guns
8. Money is no limit
9. It takes us only a matter of seconds to find the sweet spot
10. We like to slide into our positions
11. If needed, we will never take our finger off the trigger
12. We know many positions
13. We know how to hit all the right zones
14. We're great with our hands
15. We're quick to reload

[Speed]

i've seen this many times, and one of the ones i've always seen is

- we are good at moving our fingers fast in small places

yeah you put some ones in there that arent on the original jt usa poster thing. and you know its not true cause no of you have a 16-10 inch cock.

[Snipe]

Originally Posted by Morphine

you know its not true cause no of you have a 16-10 inch cock.

Speak for yourself. but i am hung like a horse!!!