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All The Things We Hate About Clint

Old 06-02-2006, 12:06 PM  #1
 
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All The Things We Hate About Clint
I was just thinking about a few things I hate about Clint Ingersoll and thought I'd share.

  • He likes to kiss up to Pegleg all the time (i.e. buy him ice creams, give him drinks of his sodas, and show him his little Johny)
  • He lives in a huge house that looks like a space ship
  • He drives fast cars
  • He likes to run around a field before he plays it (if you've ever seen him run you know it's not a pretty sight)
  • He has all these gay markers that they only made for a year or two and they never work (there's a reason they stopped making them dummy)
  • He owns a sword (that's right a Katana sword like ninjas use)
  • He has bulbous buttocks
  • He plays world of warcraft and tries to hookup with the little girls that always play wood elfs
  • He uses his teeth too much

That's all I've got on Clint for now but next week I'm going to get after Derek Jones!
Old 06-05-2006, 10:34 AM  #2
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his leg is bigger than my waist
he smells funny
and he doesn't play paintball
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Old 06-05-2006, 11:35 AM  #3
 
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You forgot a couple....

  • He likes to hang out with this crazy drunk guy named Cookie
  • True his leg is bigger than Franky's girlish Paris Hilton waist but oh so sexy... (but much smaller than Heath's Cankles)
  • He always gets the hot chicks
  • Everybody wishes they could be like him, shoot people in the face, and say "get out bad guy"
  • He gets crazy and throws little rocks in your bed at tournaments
  • He can shoot you before you get there
  • He has naked pictures of your mom
  • Can kick your ass if you talk shit about him
Last edited by TurtlesClint : 06-05-2006 at 11:50 AM.
Old 06-05-2006, 12:49 PM  #4
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~he gets shot in the pack by little people
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Old 06-05-2006, 07:07 PM  #5
 
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some more
also...

His GF makes him cry at tourneys
He always sits on my 20 ouncer of Coke (his eyes roll back too...?)
He has open sores on his leg because he's not careful where he puts em
He's a one handed net surfer
He farts bubbles that look kindof like marshmallows
He puts little guys in his gear bag and takes them to his spaceship
He wishes his name was Spanky
It hurts when he pees
He fights other fat kids

more to follow!
Old 06-07-2006, 08:12 AM  #6
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and he rubs the stump, true story.
GERKIN SAUCE!
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Old 06-07-2006, 08:56 PM  #7
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Z
and he rubs the stump, true story.
GERKIN SAUCE!

shut up z onley you could phuck up a funny ass thread.
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Old 06-19-2006, 02:09 PM  #8
 
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I've known clint for a long time he is horrable j/k.
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Old 06-19-2006, 08:33 PM  #9
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why do you hate clint?
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Old 06-19-2006, 09:37 PM  #10
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there is a whole list of reasons did you even need to ask
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