10 reasons why im cooler and better looking than you are

[D a y]

Originally Posted by franky

sometimes you gotta dance...

It's true, but that's just how thugs roll...

[PcPyroKid]

???-He is the Lumberjack!!!

[H>B>K]

#?-" He's Gangsta Gangsta!"
#??- Shoots a Trauma DM3 at NPPL Events
#???- HE RUNS THIS BITCH!!!!

[PcPyroKid]

#???- Burns kids with crooked faces with cigarette butts

[D a y]

When he was born, he bitch slapped the doctor and said "I RUN THIS BITCH!!!"

[Josh Packer]

Originally Posted by franky

1. I go to switchblade high
2. I know what :dodgy: means
3. I'm not agg
4. I'm in NHS
5. my gun has some one else's name and team on it
6. I had kinda long hair
7. I made this thread
8. I rock a revy
9. I'm a thug
10. I play paintball
11. I have an army
12. I'm related to chuck norris
13. I'm franky
14. I rock, am hardcore, have tasty abs, washerboard style and mow mad muppetz like nobody's bizniz
15. I pwn more than dan
16. fez is emo
17. I'm in the new derder natural selection video
18. I'm one of the best snappers blackoutplaya has seen
19. I'm hung like a moose
20. I Beat up fat kids
21. I last more than 10 seconds in throw down with Spoon***updated 6/9/06***
22. I Jump on top of soda machines when threatened
23. I Shoot keith with water bottle
24. I ninja kick people and like to jump on people yelling ill fuck you up
25. I'll throw down with anyone, anytime
26. I yell "get out nub" in woods ball
27. I mow young guns
28. I stomp on small children
29. I marinated a kid in the snake in running riot
30. I told Wes the emo kid to "go down the highway, not across the street."
31. I am the only person to have engaged with the crack-monkey and lived
32. I slapped the doctor when I was born instead of the doctor slapping me
33. I got pulled over by the police just so they could say how NEAT I am
34. Adam sucks at flying kites
35. I'm a sniper trained by a navajo cheif who happend to be an ex-us navy seal
37. I hate emo kids.
38. I make fun of emo kids
39. I can kick Arnold Scwartsenabernaberager's Silvester Stalones's and Chuck norriss' ass all at the same time
40 I have a bigger "unit" then everyone.
41. Dan can take a fist in two different places(I'll let you guess where)
42. I change lanes on the highway like a thug
43. I scare the piss out of kids who go to sleep in my car
44. While emo kids are busy cutting themselves and crying, I sneak up behind them, slap them upside the head, then make fun of them
43. I have a game room
44. Dan is try sexual
45. Dan got something put in him at the gay bar
46. my hair isn't red
51. I have a third leg
52. I count better than Colton
53. Clint is smelly
54. I have multiple bitches including minifez and goldberg
54. I have my own thread about myself
55. I know this cool kid named mini fez
56. I'm a crackshot with rubberbands
57. I consume carrots from thai-chinese fast food
58. I have a jihad on rabbits because they don't actually eat carrots, all they do is eat lettuce and get down
59. I surf cars
60. I supply small children with porn
61. I have stickers with myself on them
62. I have my own line of clothing
63. I syran wrap the same car every weekend
64. I pour water in people's shoes
65. I go to parties with motorcycle helmets on
66. I have a shirt with giraffes on it
67. I have a headband with giraffes on it
68. I spit mad game to people on state
69. 25 YEARS OF FEAR!!!1!!!!ONE!!!1!!!!!!111
70. I CAN Believe its not Butter
71. I can divide by zero
72. I am the only person Chuck Norris fears, every night, Chuck Norris checks his closet for me
73. I wear plaid on a daily basis
74. I break it down on the field

Your really full of yourself and its hella funny you have my respect lol man!!!!!

[panic]

That list is hilarious

[onecalorieevil]

# whatever... becuse my mom said so
#next....becuse i can tie my stuff in knots
#another number here...becuse i know, lk, mk and bk

#75 His mom and Dad is the same person.....
#76 Is a virgin.... its ok every one thats out of high school should be a virgin keep tellin urself that..
#77 closes his eyes when he runs to his bunkers..

[PcPyroKid]

#78- He has a thug lumberjack jacket.