Smugglers Run Scenario at Velocity

[Pale Rider]

Barney

you


ME


Need I say more (again with the evil laugh)

[vpgirl]

Barney
If I Could be out there on that field I would even though I may be small and a little inexperienced I still could take you out before you took me or anyone else out because you have to much LOVE for others to take anyone out.

[Drasco]

I recently overhear this conversation in a seedy bar.

I knew something was wrong when the bar went quiet. I looked over and saw these four short fat people walk in. They were wearing trench coats and big fedoras. I think they were the teletubbies, one called the other Poe, and they had this funny vacuum cleaner with them.

Well anyway they move to a corner booth and sit down. They all ordered a round of Rye with a milk chaser and kept glancing at the door like they were waiting for someone. Soon some guy walks in and sits down with them, “Baby Bob says you have a job for us.”

“Poe” One says.

And one of the others snarled, “Don’t let Poe get to you. She’s never been the same since the Purple twit got her. Promised her a part in his movie, if she’d only sleep with him; she was in the hospital for a week.”

The red one glanced around. “Ever since then his been a pain in our butt. Spreading innuendoes and rumors like about Tinke Winkies sexuality. Well were done screwing around with him.”

Yea said the Yellow one. “We want to send him a message a permanent one if you know what we mean?”

“Well,” replied the guy, “what type of message do you want sent that will be permanent. Our group don’t play no hop-scotch or marbles.”

The Green one piped in, “Monopoly?”

“Yea we play that, but what do you want done to him?” The man asked leaning forward.

They leaned forward and spoke in eerie unison, “We want him hurt bad, real bad. We want him to feel pain and be covered in paint.”

Poe spoke up, “We want him to hurt in a non-heterosexual way that, that freak!” Her voice rose to a shrill, everyone looked at there table.

The Purple one turned and slapped her face. “Pull it together! You’re a star for Christmas sakes women!” Poe sobbed quietly.

The man smiled a cold smile, the kind that sharks have just before the call in a loan. “We can arrange that we have some issues with him. No one horns in on our territory. We already got a beef with two other mobs. Don’t need some purple dinosaur who forgot to get extinct with the rest of his clan. But it going to cost you.”

The green one reached into his coat and slid a thick envelope over to him, I saw lots of green and it wasn’t lettuce. The man ran his thumb over it, “It’s a done deal. What can we, the Silent Assassins, do to prove we fulfilled our part of the bargain.”

Poe grinned evilly, “Make him eat paintballs, lots and lots of paintballs till he turns black and blue.” I shuddered at the look in her eyes and I almost, almost that is, pitied that Dinosaur.

[Barney]

[Barney]

The green one reached into his coat and slid a thick envelope over to him, I saw lots of green and it wasn’t lettuce. The man ran his thumb over it, “It’s a done deal. What can we, the Silent Assassins, do to prove we fulfilled our part of the bargain.”

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!

It will take A LOT more than that to make me extinct!!!

[Josh Packer]

i think i agree with the assasins they should shoot the crap out of that purple dino i think it would be the best thing for him. And for PALE RIDER shoot the liveing crap out of him OH and if im there you can make sure that i will help.

[Pale Rider]

Originally Posted by Barney

Be warned purple pansie you are now a victim you just don't feel it yet
😎

[Velocity1]

The paint is ready, the weather outlook looks great, the bear has been poked, and all is (almost ready to go). 🙂

Smugglers run is shaping up to be a great game, so we hope that anybody who has not registered yet will get registered and come join us for what looks to be a great day of ballin.

[Velocity1]

I know this is a late post, but I did want to let people know that there will be food and drink at smugglers run for a very minimal cost.

[Drasco]

Will Roasted Bear and Dino burgers be served?